The day finally arrived.
He is at the Pearly Gates, met by St. Peter himself.
However, the gates are closed, and Forrest approaches the gatekeeper.
St. Peter said, "Well, Forrest, it is certainly good to see you. We have
Forrest responds, "It sure is good to be here, St. Peter, sir, but nobody
St. Peter continued, 'Yes, I know, Forrest, but the test is only three
First: What two days of the week begin with the letter T?
Second: How many seconds are there in a year?
Third: What is God's first name?"
Forrest leaves to think the questions over. He returns the next day. St.
Forrest replied, 'Well, the first one, which two days in the week begins
with the letter 'T'? Shucks, that one is easy. That would be Today and Tomorrow."
The Saint's eyes opened wide and he exclaimed, "Forrest, that is not what I
was thinking, but you do have a point. I guess I did not specify, so I will
"Now that one is harder," replied Forrest, "but I thunk and thunk about
that, and I guess the only answer can be twelve."
Astounded, St. Peter said, "Twelve! Twelve? Forrest, how in Heaven's name
could you come up with twelve seconds in a year?"
Forrest replied, "Shucks, there's got to be twelve: January 2nd, February
"Hold it," interrupts St. Peter. "I see where you are going with this, and I
see your point, though that was not quite what I had in mind . . .but I will
have to give you credit for that one, too. Let us go on with the third and
final question. Can you tell me God's first name?"
Sure," Forrest replied. "It's Andy."
"Andy?" exclaimed an exasperated and frustrated St Peter. "Ok, I can
understand how you came up with your answers to my first two questions, but just how
in the world did you come up with the name Andy as the first name of God?"
"Shucks, that was the easiest one of all." Forrest replied. "I learnt it
ANDY WALKS WITH ME, ANDY TALKS WITH ME,
ANDY TELLS ME I AM HIS OWN."
St. Peter opened the Pearly Gates, and said: "Run Forrest, run!"
Sunday, November 16, 2008
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