Christian One Liners

*+*+*+*+*+*  It is easier to preach ten sermons  Than it is to live one.  *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*  The good Lord didn't create anything without a purpose, But mosquitoes come close.  *+*+*+*+*++*+*+*+*  When you get to your wit's end, You'll find God lives there.  *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*  People are funny; they want the front of the bus, Middle of the road, And back of the church.  *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*  Opportunity may knock once, But temptation bangs on the front door forever.  *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*  Quit griping about your church;  If it was perfect, you couldn't belong.  *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*  If a church wants a better pastor, It only needs to pray for the one it has.  *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*  We're called to be witnesses, not lawyers or Judges.  *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*  God Himself doesn't propose to judge a man until He is dead. So why should you?  *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*  Some minds are like concrete  Thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.  *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*  Peace starts with a smile.  *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*  I don't know why some people change churches; What difference does it make which one you stay home from?  *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*  Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em - He'll clean 'em.  *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*  Stop, Drop, and Roll won't work in Hell.  *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*  Coincidence is when God chooses to remain anonymous.  *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*  Don't put a question mark where God put a period.  *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*  Don't wait for 6 strong men to take you to church. *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*  Forbidden fruits create many jams.  *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*  God doesn't call the qualified, He qualifies the called.  *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*  God grades on the cross, not the curve.  *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* God loves everyone, But probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts!'  *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*  God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage..  *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*  He who angers you, controls you!  *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* If God is your Co-pilot, swap seats!  *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*  Prayer: Don't give God instructions, just report for duty!  *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* The task ahead of us is never as Great as the Power behind us.  *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*  The Will of God never takes you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.  *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*  We don't change the message, The message changes us.  *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* You can tell how big a person is By what it takes to discourage him/her.  *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.  *+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+*+* If this blessed you in a profound way today,  Share it with a few friends to bless them!  I bet someone else will LOVE it too. There is no greater treasure than a good friend! Thank you Walter, it is always good to hear from you and your one liners are great.