Wednesday, October 27, 2010
Remember it is a JOKEEEEEEEE.
*Three blondes were all applying for the last available position
on the Texas Highway Patrol. *
*The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of
them and said,*
* "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"
The blondes all nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder.
Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said, *
*"To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. *
*You must be able to notice things such as
distinguishing features and oddities like scars and so forth."
So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde
and withdrew it after about two seconds.*
* "Now,"*
* he said, *
*"did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?"
The blonde immediately said, *
*"Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"
The detective shook his head and said,*
* "Of course he has only one eye in this picture!
It's a profile of his face! *
*You're dismissed!"
The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.
The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo
in her face for two seconds, pulled it back, and said,*
*"What about you? Notice anything unusual or Outstanding about
this man?"
"Yes! He only has one ear!"
The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, *
*"Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? *
*This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see
one ear! *
*You're excused too!"
The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde
and said,*
* "This is probably a waste of time, but...." *
*He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and
withdrew it, saying,*
* "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or Unusual
about this man?"
The blonde said,*
* "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses.*
*" The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and
began looking at some of the papers in the folder.*
* He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said,
"You're absolutely right! *
*His bio says he wears contacts! *
*How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?"
The blonde rolled her eyes and said,*
* "Well, Hellooooooooooooo! With only
One eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."*
on the Texas Highway Patrol. *
*The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of
them and said,*
* "So y'all want to be cops, huh?"
The blondes all nodded.
The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder.
Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said, *
*"To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. *
*You must be able to notice things such as
distinguishing features and oddities like scars and so forth."
So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde
and withdrew it after about two seconds.*
* "Now,"*
* he said, *
*"did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?"
The blonde immediately said, *
*"Yes, I did. He has only one eye!"
The detective shook his head and said,*
* "Of course he has only one eye in this picture!
It's a profile of his face! *
*You're dismissed!"
The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.
The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo
in her face for two seconds, pulled it back, and said,*
*"What about you? Notice anything unusual or Outstanding about
this man?"
"Yes! He only has one ear!"
The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, *
*"Didn't you hear what I just told the other lady? *
*This is a profile of the man's face! Of course you can only see
one ear! *
*You're excused too!"
The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde
and said,*
* "This is probably a waste of time, but...." *
*He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and
withdrew it, saying,*
* "All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or Unusual
about this man?"
The blonde said,*
* "I sure did. This man wears contact lenses.*
*" The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and
began looking at some of the papers in the folder.*
* He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said,
"You're absolutely right! *
*His bio says he wears contacts! *
*How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?"
The blonde rolled her eyes and said,*
* "Well, Hellooooooooooooo! With only
One eye and one ear, he certainly can't wear glasses."*
Monday, October 25, 2010
Please pass this on
Obama-give us a BREAK!!!!!Don't buy or use it, this man will stop at nothing to push his agenda!!!!!!
Apparently they think that putting hearts and butterflies on the new stamp will make most people not realize that the rest is
Arabic and probably not something we want to support.
New Stamp - the second one!!! USPS
New 44-Cent Stamp Celebrates a Muslim holiday.
If there is only ONE thing you forward today... let it be this!
President Obama has directed the United States Postal Service to
REMEMBER and HONOR the EID MUSLIM holiday season with a new commemorative 44-Cent First Class Holiday Postage Stamp.
REMEMBER to adamantly & vocally BOYCOTT this stamp, when you are purchasing your stamps at the post office.
All you have to say is "No thank you, I do not want that Muslim Stamp on my letters!"
To use this stamp would be a slap in the face to all those AMERICANS who died at the hands of those whom this stamp honors.
REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of Pan Am Flight 103!
REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the World Trade Center in 1993!
REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the Marine Barracks in Lebanon !
REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the Military Barracks in Saudi Arabia !
REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the American Embassies in Africa !
REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the USS COLE!
REMEMBER the MUSLIM attack on 9/11/2001 !
REMEMBER all the AMERICAN lives that were lost in those vicious MUSLIM attacks!
Pass this along to every Patriotic American that you know and get the word out! Honor the United States of America
Apparently they think that putting hearts and butterflies on the new stamp will make most people not realize that the rest is
Arabic and probably not something we want to support.
New Stamp - the second one!!! USPS
New 44-Cent Stamp Celebrates a Muslim holiday.
If there is only ONE thing you forward today... let it be this!
President Obama has directed the United States Postal Service to
REMEMBER and HONOR the EID MUSLIM holiday season with a new commemorative 44-Cent First Class Holiday Postage Stamp.
REMEMBER to adamantly & vocally BOYCOTT this stamp, when you are purchasing your stamps at the post office.
All you have to say is "No thank you, I do not want that Muslim Stamp on my letters!"
To use this stamp would be a slap in the face to all those AMERICANS who died at the hands of those whom this stamp honors.
REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of Pan Am Flight 103!
REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the World Trade Center in 1993!
REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the Marine Barracks in Lebanon !
REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the Military Barracks in Saudi Arabia !
REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the American Embassies in Africa !
REMEMBER the MUSLIM bombing of the USS COLE!
REMEMBER the MUSLIM attack on 9/11/2001 !
REMEMBER all the AMERICAN lives that were lost in those vicious MUSLIM attacks!
Pass this along to every Patriotic American that you know and get the word out! Honor the United States of America
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Looking at the pictures below, great day
I started out my day by going shopping for a drain snake. Then got back and worked on finishing up the Camp fence. You can see how the wind just blew and broke the wire ties. The tarp was wrapped around the bob wire on top. What a mess. mean while while put new wire ties on the tarp, I must have gotten into some poison wood. This morning I have some spots on me and do they itch?
After a full day of working here at the Camp, I met Glen and his family at Calvary Bible. We wanted to get started on painting the lines in the new parking lot. Started out around 5pm and finished up at 8pm. Looking good too. It was Glen, Traci, Joshua and Daniel. We had KFC for dinner and got one full side done. It I don't say so, I really think it looks better good. We are planning on finishing it up on Tuesday night of next week. I will be asking Nathan at Calvary Bible to put up some pictures and ask our church to help us out. It really think we could get it all done by that night if we get some more help. I can tell you this, Glen's family are workers and boy we just kicked some butt last night.
Oh during the night we got a little rain too. But what a beautiful rainbow and clouds that God made just for us to look at.
After a full day of working here at the Camp, I met Glen and his family at Calvary Bible. We wanted to get started on painting the lines in the new parking lot. Started out around 5pm and finished up at 8pm. Looking good too. It was Glen, Traci, Joshua and Daniel. We had KFC for dinner and got one full side done. It I don't say so, I really think it looks better good. We are planning on finishing it up on Tuesday night of next week. I will be asking Nathan at Calvary Bible to put up some pictures and ask our church to help us out. It really think we could get it all done by that night if we get some more help. I can tell you this, Glen's family are workers and boy we just kicked some butt last night.
Oh during the night we got a little rain too. But what a beautiful rainbow and clouds that God made just for us to look at.
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
This last week has been a busy one.
You know when you start working by yourself, there is really no time to take pictures. You get going doing this and then you say, oh I could have taken a picture of that, then walk away and say I do it later.
A group came (Calvary Fort Lauderdale)in on Thursday last week and boy there was a lot of items to get cleaned and ready for them. The girls stayed in the camp house, which just needed the bath room cleaned. Plus sweep the the floor and moped it.
Then the back apartment, behind the Dinning Hall, needed some work too. The toilet was leaking. So I had to take it out and redo the bolts in the back in the tank. The they leaked too. Had to redo that again, okay now. Mopped and just straighten up, make it look some what nice.
The Bath House was my big one to get cleaned. The toilets there had broken seats, toilets leaking, two of them. Then the shower area. That was a mess. You know when you don't use it the mildew just grows. The shower curtains I replaced too. That took me three days to get that place cleaned up. By God's grace they really didn't need the Bath House at this time. I just wanted it to look nice and I thought this is a good time to get it back in order.
Yesterday was our day off. the reason was we did a Fun Day last Monday, which was a holiday too. We had children coming in all last week, so we could not shut down for a day. Yesterday we didn't have any kids coming in, so we were closed. I just refilled the holes that Patmos dug while here last term. Plus burned some junk that has been building up for a while too. Then went over to Billy's house for a nice diner. So yesterday was a day to do some but not to hard to do.
Today I hope to finish working on the fence around the front of the Camp. You know put rocks around so dogs can't get in. Plus put the tarp back up that the wind blew it apart a couple of weeks ago. It looks like rain, if it does, there is always things to clean in the store rooms.
A group came (Calvary Fort Lauderdale)in on Thursday last week and boy there was a lot of items to get cleaned and ready for them. The girls stayed in the camp house, which just needed the bath room cleaned. Plus sweep the the floor and moped it.
Then the back apartment, behind the Dinning Hall, needed some work too. The toilet was leaking. So I had to take it out and redo the bolts in the back in the tank. The they leaked too. Had to redo that again, okay now. Mopped and just straighten up, make it look some what nice.
The Bath House was my big one to get cleaned. The toilets there had broken seats, toilets leaking, two of them. Then the shower area. That was a mess. You know when you don't use it the mildew just grows. The shower curtains I replaced too. That took me three days to get that place cleaned up. By God's grace they really didn't need the Bath House at this time. I just wanted it to look nice and I thought this is a good time to get it back in order.
Yesterday was our day off. the reason was we did a Fun Day last Monday, which was a holiday too. We had children coming in all last week, so we could not shut down for a day. Yesterday we didn't have any kids coming in, so we were closed. I just refilled the holes that Patmos dug while here last term. Plus burned some junk that has been building up for a while too. Then went over to Billy's house for a nice diner. So yesterday was a day to do some but not to hard to do.
Today I hope to finish working on the fence around the front of the Camp. You know put rocks around so dogs can't get in. Plus put the tarp back up that the wind blew it apart a couple of weeks ago. It looks like rain, if it does, there is always things to clean in the store rooms.
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Busy and more busy, but slow today
Friday was Ed last day here. He believes his time has come to a end and he will be moving back to Fort Lauderdale, Fl. He was a blessing as he over saw the Camp plus my roommate too. I ask that if you think of him, say a prayer or two, he has been praying on what is next for his life.
The next picture is Harri. He has been coming here now for over 3 months, on Fridays to help us out. We dug out three holes and replace the fence posts. The reason is, the horses lean on them, plus the water sit above the ground next to them, they just rot off.
Friday morning two guys from Fort Lauderdale, Fl, CCA. Came in to make sure that, their trip here in January 2011, is some what set up. They flew in Friday morning at 9:24. Sean picked them up at the airport and drove them around all day. Mark set up appointment for them, before. Mike and Marty have been coming here for over 6 years. They work together at Calvary Chapel Ft Laud. They will be coming back in Jan with 130 8th graders and adults. So with this many kids, they really need to make sure that there is a plain. The third picture is Michelo, Felecia,Tim Marty Mike and Jen. The meeting was on, with Tim and Felecia All Saints Camp. What can they do there. Michelo and Jen was on Jen's school and Michelo's ministry at Calvary Bible with the youths. At the end of the meeting I think every one is pretty much in the loop and we will see what happens in January?
The last picture is a sign that was on a taxi driving by while I was waiting for Mike and Marty in front of the motel, half of the kids will be staying at. The other half will be with me at our Camp ALC. Then half way through the week they will switch places. Like I said in the Bering, boy run here and there. But it all worked out for the glory of God and His plains. I was somewhat concere about all these kids coming, but now I am looking forward in seeing what He will do duirng this time.
It is Sunday and I need to get going to church here in Nassau.
The next picture is Harri. He has been coming here now for over 3 months, on Fridays to help us out. We dug out three holes and replace the fence posts. The reason is, the horses lean on them, plus the water sit above the ground next to them, they just rot off.
Friday morning two guys from Fort Lauderdale, Fl, CCA. Came in to make sure that, their trip here in January 2011, is some what set up. They flew in Friday morning at 9:24. Sean picked them up at the airport and drove them around all day. Mark set up appointment for them, before. Mike and Marty have been coming here for over 6 years. They work together at Calvary Chapel Ft Laud. They will be coming back in Jan with 130 8th graders and adults. So with this many kids, they really need to make sure that there is a plain. The third picture is Michelo, Felecia,Tim Marty Mike and Jen. The meeting was on, with Tim and Felecia All Saints Camp. What can they do there. Michelo and Jen was on Jen's school and Michelo's ministry at Calvary Bible with the youths. At the end of the meeting I think every one is pretty much in the loop and we will see what happens in January?
The last picture is a sign that was on a taxi driving by while I was waiting for Mike and Marty in front of the motel, half of the kids will be staying at. The other half will be with me at our Camp ALC. Then half way through the week they will switch places. Like I said in the Bering, boy run here and there. But it all worked out for the glory of God and His plains. I was somewhat concere about all these kids coming, but now I am looking forward in seeing what He will do duirng this time.
It is Sunday and I need to get going to church here in Nassau.
Wednesday, October 06, 2010
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