Psalms 23

The Lord is my Shepherd = That's Relationship!
>> I shall not want = That's Supply!
>> He maketh me to lie down in green pastures = That's Rest!
>> He leadeth me beside the still waters = That's Refreshment!
>> He restoreth my soul = That's Healing!
>> He leadeth me in the paths of righteousness = That's Guidance!
>> For His name sake = That's Purpose!
>> Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death = That's
> Testing!
>> I will fear no evil = That's Protection!
>> For Thou art with me = That's Faithfulness!
>> Thy rod and Thy staff they comfort me = That's Discipline!
>> Thou preparest a table before me in the presence of mine enemies = That's
> Hope!
>> Thou annointest my head with oil = That's Consecration!
>> My cup runneth over = That's Abundance!
>> Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life =
>> That's
> Blessing
>> And I will dwell in the house of the Lord = That's Security!
>> Forever = That's Eternity

Just something to laugh at.

A 54 year old woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near experience. Seeing God she asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"

God replied: "I didn't recognize you."