A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game

They had great seats right behind their team's bench. After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it" she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?" "Well" she said "They flipped a coin, one team got it and then, for the rest of the game all they kept screaming was "Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!" I'm like......Helloooooo?? It's only 25 cents!!!!!`````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````````Remember this is a joke.
Hey I have been in Fort Lauderdale now since Feb 2. When I first got here I was riding a bicycle. The reason was the car I was hoping for was still in the shop. So I saw a old friend and she gave me her hubby's bicycle to ride while here. It really has been a nice time to pray and ask Him to protect me on these roads here. I use to ride all the time while I was here living. I don't remember how fast they drive around here? Boy He has been watching over me.
I had a chance Friday to go see a family that has been supporting me since I been over at the Bahamas. Plus I was asked to do a inter view with one of the grand children (Tina). She came over with CCA 8th graders in Jan.I think it went well with her. If any one out there has very sat and asked me questions about any thing. I can sure talk and tell you story after story. If you did know this I have been on this earth now 60 years and I have had a lot of tings in my life, some not to good but most I would not change if I could.
I have been going to McDonald's for doing my inter net tings. Some days it works. The reason is I have not check out my e mails since Friday morning.
I will be putting some pictures up later on this week. I am sorry but riding a bicycle and taking pictures have not happen to much.
Oh so yesterday, I saw a some old friends, Charlie and Julie Davis. I had a nice time with them yesterday. Charlie gave me his Ford Ranger to drive while in town. It really is Julie's truck, she told me it would be okay.
So today I will be ruining here and there. I will still ride the bike some what. I can tell you this. I really need to ride more. I went to Walmart a couple of days ago. Found out I have gone up a couple of sizes in shorts.I have been thinking it was the water while I wash my clothes. Now is that funny. How the waste changes but mot the shirt size???