Sunday CLOTHES
A little boy was
walking down a dirt road after church one Sunday afternoon when he came to a
crossroads where he met a little girl coming from the other direction.
'Hello,' said the
little, 'Hi,' replied the little girl.
'Where are you
going?' asked the little boy.
'I've been to church
this morning and I'm on my way home,' answered the little girl.
'I'm also on my way
home from church. Which church do you go to?' asked the little boy.
'I go to the Baptist
church back down the road,' replied the little girl, 'What about you? '
'I go to the
Methodist church back at the top of the hill,' replied the little boy.
They discover that
they are both going the same way so they decided that they'd walk together.
They came to a low
spot in the road where spring rains had partialle flooded the road, so there
was no way that they could get across to
the other side without getting wet.
'If I get my new
Sunday dress wet, my Mom's going to skin me alive,' said the little girl.
'My Mom'll tan my
hide, too, if I get my new Sunday suit wet,' replied the little boy.
'I'll tell you what I
think I'll do,' said the little girl. 'I'm gonna pull off all my clothes and
hold them over my head and wade across.'
'That's a good idea,' replied the little boy. 'I'm going to
do the same thing with my suit.'
So they both
undressed and waded across to the other side without getting their clothes wet.
They were standing
there in the sun waiting to drip dry before putting their clothes back on when
the little boy finally remarked:
'You know, I never realized before just how
much difference there really is between
a
Baptist and a
Methodist?'
Now this is a JOKE, I hope you laughed as hard as I did?
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