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TEACHER: Jennifer, go to the map and find North America.
Jennifer: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Jennifer.
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TEACHER: Tanya, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Tom , how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Marge , what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Sylvia, name one important thing we have today that we didn't
have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Allan , why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Kernette, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is...
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry
tree, but also admitted it. Now, Ambrose, do you know why his father
didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, K im, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Cyd, your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as
your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Marvin, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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