Joke time

Twofathers were discussing their daughters. I don't know whether to send my daughter to college of notZ? said one. is it worth it? What do you think? The other da said. Wel;l it cost me $1000.00 a year to Debbie to college and it took her four years to find a husband. I spend $300.00 to send Kelly to the beach for two weeks and she came home married. I recommend the beach.

Any father will tell ya that parents spend the first 2-3 years of a daughter's life trying to teach her to talk, and the next 20 or so trying to get them to be qiuite.

Things Dad's would NEVER Say.
Can you turn up the music?
Go ahead and take the car,truck.
Here is $50.00 for your gas.
I love your tattoo. We should both get new ones.
Here you can have the remote.

Jimmy's mom dragged him in front of his dad during a foot ball game on TV. Talk to your son. he refuses to obey a word I say. The father turned to Jimmy angrliy. Jimmy how dare you disobey your mother. Do you think you're better than your old man?

What does an alligator get on welfare?
Gatorade.