Go Gitcha Momma

A redneck family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a

mall for the first time in their lives. The father and son were

strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost

everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that

could move apart and then slide back together again.


The boy asked, 'Paw, what's at?' The father (never having seen an

elevator) responded, 'Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen anything like

that in my whole life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is.


While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old

lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a

button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small

room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small

circular number above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to

watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to

light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a

gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blonde woman stepped out.


The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his

son..........


'Boy...................go gitcha Momma............. ?