*Just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this
comparison chart should make things a little bit clearer:** *
**
*@ PRISON* You spend most of your time in a 10X10 cell
*@ WORK* You spend most of your time in a 6X6 cubicle
*@ PRISON* You get three fully paid for meals a day
*@ WORK* You get a break for one meal, and you have to pay for it
*@ PRISON* For good behavior, you get time off
*@ WORK* For good behavior, you get more work
*@ PRISON* The guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
*@ WORK* You must carry a security card and open all the doors yourself
*@ PRISON* You can watch TV and play games
*@ WORK* You could get fired for watching TV and playing games
*@ PRISON* You get your own toilet
*@ WORK* You have to share the toilet with people who pee on the seat
*@ PRISON* They allow your family and friends to visit
*@ WORK* You aren't even supposed to speak to your family
*@ PRISON* All expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required on your part
*@ WORK* You must pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners
*@ PRISON* You spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
*@ WORK* You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars
*@ PRISON* You must deal with sadistic wardens
*@ WORK* They are called 'managers'
*THERE IS SOMETHING SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THIS PICTURE.*
**Now get back to work. You're not getting paid to check
emails!!!!** ** *
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