**This is one of the best clean jokes I've seen in a while!**
**Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was
better on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and
frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.**
**Finally fed up, God said, 'THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am
going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those
results, I will judge who does the better job.'**
**So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.**
**They moused.**
**They faxed.**
**They e-mailed.**
**They e-mailed with attachments.**
**They downloaded.**
**They did spreadsheets!**
**They wrote reports.**
**They created labels and cards.**
**They created charts and graphs.**
**They did some genealogy reports.**
**They did every job known to man.**
**Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than
hell.**
**Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly
flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course,
the power went off.**
**Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word
known in the underworld.**
**Jesus just sighed.**
**Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted
their computers. Satan started searching frantically, screaming:**
**'It's gone! It's all GONE! 'I lost everything when the power went
out!'**
**Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files
from the past two hours of work.**
**Satan observed this and became irate. 'Wait!' he screamed. 'That's
not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and I don't have
any?'**
**God just shrugged and said,**
**JESUS SAVES....**
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