Been having some trouble with our lift station at our home.

This is the panel that controls the lift station. It has gone off a couple of times. Not sure why? 

So, starting at the septic tank, thinking maybe something is overflowing or something is wrong. 

This is a screen that the water flows thru before going to the lift station. I cleaned it out and everything else looks good. 

So, I closed it back up and next time I will be looking at the lift station's tank next. 

Meanwhile it has been raining a lot here and maybe it's not flowing out to the drain field? 

This is a free paper that you can pretty much get at any family store or restaurant. I believe the owners are Christians. The reason I say that all their jokes are clean, and I have never seen anything in the handout that was unappropriated. Meaning clean articles. 

Okay here are a few One Liners.

I hate it when people say AGE is only a NUMBER...

AGE is clearly a WORD. 

I heard they made the world's strongest suction cup.

I'm not quite sure how they pulled it off!

Today is leg day! Me-ordering at KFC.

What does Jeff Bezos do every night before bed? 

He puts his pajamazon. 

I think it is wrong that only one company makes Monopoly. 

I don't really trust stairs anymore...

They're always up to something. 

Okay I know you a leased smiled at one or two of these??? 

Folks we all need to laugh and enjoy life. We only have today to share His LOVE. 

Jesus Christ is right next to you, and He wants you to talk with Him TODAY.